Kaari McBride was born on a cold winter's night in Joliet, Illinois. Growing up he held a strong interest in science, before realizing science was just math in stealth mode. "I'm too cool for that!" He declared, before joining the drama club in highschool. He went to college for Film where he focused on screen writing, though not quite enough to stay there. He currently works at a Movie Theater. His goal is to create an animated series.